Do ya know what they say about GHOST BLOGGERs who have big feet? ...They say they're internet dorks who are obsessed with trying to increase the size of their digital footprint.

Yeah. I'll admit it. My laptop, also known as "MacMuffin," is fastened to my fingertips during just about every moment. But you know what? I have no shame living the life of an Internet dork. I mean, why should I leave my lounger if I can live through my laptop? Seriously... let's get real. The real world can't be THAT awesome. If I want to experience the wonders of the outside world, I'll slide my copy of Planet Earth into my comp's DVD drive.

As for friends... I've got'm. I've got 4,234,239 friends on Facebook and 2,498,723 on the MyPlaces. So don't even try to tell me that I need to get out of the house more often. If I ever want some friendly conversation, I know there will always be a special someone only an IM away.

...Okay. So now that I've played Mr. Funny Sarcastic Internet Dork for while, I think I'm gonna have to chill on it a bit, because the nerdy B.S. is starting to become a bit depressing. You came to this page to learn where I lurk when I'm signed on to AOL. So here are some the digital discos where I like to flashdance every once in a while. And yes, I invite you to join me.

Ahhhh... This one's my favorite. If you hook up with me on here, you can watch my every move on the Internet. And what's even cooler than that? I can stalk YOUR every move on the web. It's a win/win! Follow GHOST BLOGGER's FriendFeed...

Between the MyPlaces and Facebook, I think I'm gonna have to say that I dig Facebook the most. Why? I dunno? I just do. Maybe it's because I don't have to spend hours on end "pimpin" my page with glitter images and such. Facebook is cleanly shaven with its simple design and usability and I like it that way. Become friends with GHOST BLOGGER on Facebook...

I know I talked some mess about this one, but it was the first social networking site I ever joined and I'm a little sentimental towards it. Even though Tom never responded to any of my messages asking him if I could become a partner in his 32 billion dollar company, I never got upset and will probably continue to use this site until the end of time. Become friends with GHOST BLOGGER on MySpace...

We're definitely living in an ADD generation, aren't we? Our attention span has shortened so much that we can no longer maintain our focus upon people's thoughts for longer than 140 characters. But who cares!? It's fun! So I'm on it! Follow GHOST BLOGGER on Twitter...

There simply ain't a better RSS reader out there and I encourage all of you to immediately transfer your feeds to it. One of my favorite features of Netvibes is how it allows you to share your feed list with others. Well, mine is an open book, so please, pretty please, watch over me while I read my 7,639 daily feeds. I don't mind. Follow GHOST BLOGGER's Netvibes page...

Here's where I'll embarrass myself by revealing how easily amused I can be. My collection of favorited videos is absurd and I'm sure you'll think less of me because of it. Subscribe to GHOST BLOGGER's channel on YouTube...

In case you were wondering... I'm not really a ghost, and my Flickr page will prove this to you as truth. I'm actually two big handfuls of eye candy (at least my Mom says so) and I invite you to stare at my images for as long as you wish. Join GHOST BLOGGER on Flickr...

I don't like LinkedIn, yet I'm on it anyway.  I tuck my profile away for days when, well, I don't know when?  I truly can't think of any good reason to use it.  I mean, if you wanna kiss the ass of a bunch of corporate professionals, or have YOUR ass kissed, then I guess it could give you a jolly or two.  But me... I ain't into that.  Cuz I'm so hardcore hipster like that.  Yeah... I go against the grain, man.  Who wants to watch some Garden State?  Join GHOSTBLOGGER on LinkedIn...

8Tracks allows me to show you how cool I am by letting you listen to a mix of songs that I think are, like, totally rad.  But if what I've picked kinda goes over your head and just doesn't sound, in your opinion, quite as good as Young Jeezy's latest joint, then move on Sonny, because, quite simply, you're not one of the coolest mints in the tin.  Join GHOSTBLOGGER on 8Tracks...

As the web becomes more and more cluttered with unnecessary social applications, I'm sure this list will continue to grow. So please check back often to learn of new ways you can stalk GHOST BLOGGER.