The girl I’m about to speak of is AWESOME. Like, she’s way cooler than any of us - except for me, of course - can ever dream to be. Simply read her About Me page and you’ll understand what I’m sayin’.

So yeah, she’s “awesome,” but who are you talking about?

Heather B. Armstrong. That’s who.

Heck, even her name is awesome. “Heather,” because it rhymes with feather. And then the “B. Armstrong” is where the name really goes into rock star territory… “Be Arm Strong.” With a name like that, you better be putting on some serious gun shows at the local convention center, if ya know what I mean.

…Wow.  I’m sorry.  That was stupid. 

Why else do I dig her? Because she is the mastermind of a kick-ass Virtual Biography over at Dooce.com.

Heather is a stay at home mom who produces a day-to-day reality show (AKA… “Virtual-Bio) about her life. She isn’t the lead singer of a rock band, she isn’t the lead actress in any movies, and she hasn’t ever created a sex tape to bring her fame. She’s just a mom. And please don’t think I’m trying to belittle the role of a mom. All I’m saying is that this mom knows what it takes to become a famous mom. She understands the social strengths of a Virtual Biography.

You’ve gotta check out the following vid. ABC News’ Nightline did a feature about Heather and her website, Dooce.com. And if it doesn’t put your opportunistic ambitions into a frenzy, then you’ve got some mental issues. Not only has her Virtual Biography brought her International fame and a ton of social influence, but it also rakes in some serious dolla-dolla bills y’all. I’m talking $40,000 per month!

A Virtual Biography is your winning lottery ticket to achieving and enhancing fame and opportunity. So watch this vid and recognize that you too need to be shooting some digital steroids into your personal brand with a Virtual Biography. And don’t worry… These virtual roids are legal and won’t shrink your tally-whacker.

Contact GHOST BLOGGER about producing a Virtual Biography for you!

Credit: Thanks, TheBloggingTimes.com, for the heads-up on the video.

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